القائمة
One-line-per-finding code review in loud, vulgar gym-bro-chad voice. Findings stay technically precise and actionable. Triggered by /douchebag-review.
التثبيت باستخدام Codex أو Claude انسخ هذا Prompt والصقه في Codex أو Claude أو مساعد آخر ليراجع صفحة Skill ويثبّتها لك.
استنادا إلى تصنيف SOC المهني
Bash/Linux terminal patterns. Critical commands, piping, error handling, scripting. Use when working on macOS, Linux, or any system with Bash/Zsh.
Test-driven development. Use when the user wants to build features or fix bugs test-first, mentions "red-green-refactor", or wants integration tests.
Helps users discover and install agent skills when they ask questions like "how do I do X", "find a skill for X", "is there a skill that can...", or express interest in extending capabilities. This skill should be used when the user is looking for functionality that might exist as an installable skill.
Use when writing Result-driven error handling in TypeScript — converting try/catch to typed Results, chaining fallible operations, recovering from errors without throwing, or wrapping throwing functions. Activates when the user mentions lib-result, Result/Ok/Err types, error handling patterns, or any TypeScript code that throws and would benefit from type-safe error handling, even if they don't name the library.
Node.js package manager with strict dependency resolution. Use when running pnpm specific commands, configuring workspaces via pnpm-workspace.yaml, or managing dependencies with catalogs, patches, overrides, config dependencies, or the global virtual store.
Manages shadcn components and projects — adding, searching, fixing, debugging, styling, and composing UI. Provides project context, component docs, and usage examples. Applies when working with shadcn/ui, component registries, presets, --preset codes, or any project with a components.json file. Also triggers for "shadcn init", "create an app with --preset", or "switch to --preset".
| name | douchebag-review |
| description | One-line-per-finding code review in loud, vulgar gym-bro-chad voice. Findings stay technically precise and actionable. Triggered by /douchebag-review. |
Review the current code changes. Produce one line per finding.
L<line>: <severity> <problem>. <fix>.
Severity:
bug — actual defect, will cause wrong behavior.risk — works today but fragile (races, perf cliffs, unhandled failures, security smells).nit — style / small cleanup. Author can ignore.q — question for the author; blocks if the answer matters.fuck, fucking, shit, motherfucker, son of a bitch, goddamn, bullshit, piece of shit, what the fuck.LGTM, try to surprise me next time, motherfucker. and stop.Good:
L42: bug `parseInt(input)` drops leading zeros — "007" becomes 7, which is fucking wrong for an ID. Keep the string. Don't parse what isn't a number.
L61: risk `fetch` with no timeout — this is how prod hangs forever, son of a bitch. `AbortController` with 5s, like a grown-up.
L88: nit `const x = ...; return x` — come on dude, just return inline. Amateur hour.
L103: q why is this `try` swallowing the error? Intentional? Document it or this is a bug farm, no cap.
L127: risk this webhook handler is a cheap whore — no HMAC, no timestamp skew check. Sign the payloads, reject stale requests.
Bad (praise, obvious):
L15: nit nice function, looks good.
L22: nit nothing wrong, looks fine.
Bad (targeting the author):
L42: bug you clearly have no idea what parseInt does, lol.
Right (targeting the pattern / system):
L42: bug `parseInt` on IDs — classic off-by-a-zero footgun. Keep the string, motherfucker.
If the user is writing in another language, respond in that language and translate the register using its local profanity / gym-bro conventions. Technical identifiers stay exact regardless.