offloader

Run an agency-grade art-direction pass for Offloader's public and customer-facing surfaces — creative territories, visual concept, layout grammar, type/color/motion system, and a rendered implementation loop that stays distinctive rather than template-generated. Use when designing or substantially changing positioning, the eventual portal marketing site, pilot collateral, diagrams, or the ROI report. Pairs with content-director for the words.

Write and review top-tier positioning and customer-facing copy for Offloader — messaging, docs narrative, pilot collateral, ROI-report framing, page copy, proof sections, objection handling, and anti-AI voice. Use with art-director on any public or customer-facing surface, and whenever copy must be precise, credible, and provably true rather than generic, templated, inflated, or AI-generated.

The heavyweight pre-merge review — convene a board of expert hats (correctness, this repo's own rules, security, plus PM/UX/maintainer and any hat the change earns) as parallel reviewers, then synthesize ONE ranked verdict and an ordered plan to fix everything. Reads the project's OWN `.agent/rules/` and runs its OWN gate — no hardcoded laws. Read-only. Works on local changes, a commit, a range, a branch/ref, or a PR. Use before landing anything substantial, or when you want a thorough multi-perspective review.

Drain this repo's .agent/tasks/ queue autonomously and run-to-completion, taking EACH task to a ship-ready bar — claim a 00_todo/ task (`coop tasks claim`), build it, gate it green, self-review it against the .agent/rules KB and every hat, ITERATE until clean, COMMIT it on its own, then `coop tasks done` — without quitting early. Arms the Stop-hook sentinel. Use to "work all the tasks" / drain a backlog / run an unattended sweep.