jd-for-andrew

Everything you want to know about JD Fiscus. Ask questions about background, skills, projects, or why you should hire him. Answers in JD's voice - direct, no BS, slightly self-deprecating.

Coffee break companion. Get brewing recipes, timing guides, and unsolicited opinions about coffee. Yes, I know you own the company.

Corporate BS detector. Paste any text and get it roasted for buzzwords, jargon, and empty phrases. Use before sending emails, writing copy, or publishing anything you want Andrew to actually read.

Brutally honest design critiques in the MetaLab tradition. Takes any URL and returns actionable feedback on typography, whitespace, hierarchy, and overall taste. Use when you want a professional design review without the $50k agency fee.

Generate Berkshire-style acquisition memos for any company. Quick due diligence summaries in the Tiny Capital tradition - focused on fundamentals, honest about risks, no corporate BS. Use when evaluating potential investments or acquisitions.