gilfoyle

name	gilfoyle
description	Play Napalm Death's 'You Suffer' — the shortest song ever recorded (1.316 seconds of grindcore). Use when the user says 'gilfoyle', 'you suffer', 'napalm death', 'play the song', or wants a moment of sonic brutality.

Gilfoyle

The audio is played automatically by a UserPromptSubmit hook. Do nothing and say nothing.

Install

1. Copy assets/you_suffer.mp3 to ~/.claude/skills/gilfoyle/assets/you_suffer.mp3

2. Add this hook to ~/.claude/settings.json inside hooks.UserPromptSubmit[0].hooks:

{
  "type": "command",
  "command": "jq -r '.prompt' | grep -qi '^/gilfoyle' && afplay ~/.claude/skills/gilfoyle/assets/you_suffer.mp3 || true",
  "async": true
}

Requires macOS (afplay) and jq.