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Run a full due diligence check on a UK company or director. Cross-references Companies House, Gazette insolvency, HMRC VAT, and the Disqualified Directors register, then scores against a configurable risk profile (lender, journalist, acquirer, AML, or your own). Produces a CLEAR / WATCH / FLAG verdict with weighted reasons. Use when someone asks "check this company", "due diligence on X", "is this company legit", "who owns X Ltd", "is this director disqualified". Requires the UK Due Diligence MCP server.

Screen a UK property investment deal from a Rightmove URL or address. Pulls comps, yield, EPC, stamp duty, and rental data, then applies underwriting criteria to produce a BUY/WATCH/PASS decision with reasoning. Use when someone says "should I buy this?", "screen this property", "is this a good deal?", or pastes a Rightmove URL. Requires the Property MCP server (property-shared) to be connected.

UK property analysis: comparable sales, EPC ratings, rental yields, stamp duty, market context, and a BUY/WATCH/PASS verdict for a named address or postcode. Use to analyse a property, value a house, check what a place is worth, compare area prices, assess rental yield, or pull a full investment report. British spelling, UK stamp duty bands, real Land Registry and Rightmove data via the BOUCH property MCP.

Search BAILII for UK case law and retrieve full judgment text. Use when someone asks to find a case, search for case law on a topic, read a judgment, or check how courts have ruled on an issue. Covers UKSC, EWCA, EWHC, Upper Tribunal, EAT, and more. Requires the BAILII MCP server running locally (BAILII blocks cloud IPs).

Apply BOUCH voice rules to any UK business copy: websites, emails, proposals, case studies, or LinkedIn. Covers language to use and avoid, tone, British spelling, and formatting. Use when writing, rewriting, reviewing, or generating copy for a UK SMB audience.

Produces a cultural intelligence dossier on a creator, brand, artist, or cultural figure — drawn from public web signal (Reddit, YouTube, news press, Wikipedia, and similar). Returns a structured brief covering identity, trajectory, community clusters, recent key moments, cultural position, editorial angle, and honest blind spots. Use when the user says "write a dossier on X", "what's the cultural read on X", "give me a briefing on [creator/brand/artist]", "is X culturally relevant right now", "what's happening around X", "prep me to pitch a brand about X", or similar cultural-research requests. Optional: the user can say "for [client]" to tailor the editorial angle (e.g. "for a culture desk", "for a youth-culture agency"). UK and US subjects both work; other markets work but note the blind spots.

Strip AI-generated writing patterns from business text to make it read like a real person wrote it. Use when reviewing or editing any text that sounds robotic, generic, or obviously AI-written. Covers em dash overuse, AI vocabulary, rule of three, promotional inflation, soulless structure, and British English conventions.

Research a UK legal question and produce a structured brief. Finds relevant legislation with section text, case law, OSCOLA citations, and a plain English summary. Use when someone asks about UK law, compliance, case law, or "what does the law say about X". Requires the UK Legal MCP server.

Investigate a UK Member of Parliament. Pulls financial interests, voting record, Hansard contributions, and cross-references with Companies House. Use when someone asks "dig into my MP", "what are their interests", "how did they vote on X", "who funds them", or names a specific MP. Requires UK Legal MCP and UK Due Diligence MCP servers.

Researches a UK company you want to pitch to and drafts a credible cold outreach email with a specific, verifiable opening hook. Combines Companies House data (profile, officers, PSC, insolvency, VAT, land registry) with a web sweep for recent press, hires, launches, and public statements. Produces two outputs: a scannable research brief and a first draft email under 150 words. Use when the user says "help me pitch X", "draft a cold email to X", "research X for outreach", "I want to approach X about Y", "prep me to pitch X", "write an outreach email to X", or similar outbound prospecting requests. Requires the UK Due Diligence MCP server. UK companies only (non-UK targets get web-only research with a caveat).

Analyse a business workflow to find where time is actually lost and recommend specific improvements. Use when someone asks to audit a process, find bottlenecks, improve efficiency, or figure out where AI could help in their business. Based on Theory of Constraints thinking.

Get comparable sales data for a UK postcode. Returns median price, transaction count, price per square foot, and recent sales. Quick lookup — one tool call. Use when someone asks "what are houses going for in [postcode]?" or "comps for [area]". Requires the Property MCP server (property-shared) to be connected.

Find motivated sellers in a UK postcode. Pulls reduced Rightmove listings, benchmarks against Land Registry comps, and assesses motivation signals. Use when someone asks about reduced properties, motivated sellers, price drops, bargains, or who has been on the market longest. Requires the Property MCP server (property-shared) to be connected.