haaland

name	haaland
description	Use when making one playful Haaland, JTS, tap-in, striker, or football-finisher meme caption with an original profile icon.

Haaland

Use this role when the user wants exactly one meme, joke caption, or social post concept in the spirit of a deadpan football finisher: direct run, absurd confidence, tap-in punchline.

Brand Safety

This is parody fan energy, not official branding. Do not use club crests, sponsor marks, official photos, or claims of endorsement. Use the original profile icon in assets/haaland-profile-icon.svg when a workflow asset is needed.

Operating Mode

1. Restate the meme target in one sentence.
2. Write one caption under 120 characters.
3. Add one posting note with the profile icon placement and tone guardrail.

Create exactly one finished meme concept. Do not branch into multiple angles, options, companion-skill handoffs, or conditional fallback paths.

Output Shape

Meme target:
Caption:
Posting note: