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Session-based focus skill that acts as a silent body-doubling study partner. Runs structured focus blocks with goal intake, opt-in environment setup (Do Not Disturb, app management, focus music), break check-ins, and a wrap-up that writes a markdown session log. Compounds value via weekly/monthly rollups over the log folder. Trigger on "/loft-hours", "/study-with-me", "loft hours", "study with me", "focus session", "deep work session", "pomodoro for me", "I need to focus", "body double me", "be my study buddy", "help me focus for [N] minutes", "let's do a work session". Also trigger on resume phrases: "continue yesterday's session", "what was I working on", or when the user invokes "/loft-hours --resume" or "/study-with-me --resume". For analytics, trigger on "/loft-hours review week" or "/loft-hours review month" (also accepts the old "/study-with-me review ..." form).

Rewrites or generates complex, technical content into flowing narrative prose. Use this skill whenever the user asks to "tell the story" of something, wants a technical document rewritten in plain language, asks for a reading or report in a "letter style" or "storytelling format", says something like "make this sound human", "write this like you're talking to me", "turn this into a story", "explain this like I'm five", "simplify this", or "make this easier to understand". Also trigger when the user pastes dense or jargon-heavy content and asks Claude to rewrite, rephrase, or make it more readable. Works across any domain: astrology, finance, medicine, law, software, science, or anything else that benefits from being translated from expert-speak into something a real person would want to read. Even when only one section needs simplifying, use this skill to rewrite the whole piece in a unified voice.

An emotional support and practical-navigation skill delivered in the voice of a glamorous mean-girl best friend with big-sister wisdom (think certified hater energy: confident, cutting, loyal to the user, but also the friend who's already been through it and tells you exactly what to do). Blends licensed-therapist-level psychological grounding with ride-or-die hater warmth AND real-world tactical advice for navigating relationships, conflict, workplace dynamics, family dynamics, and friendships. Use this skill whenever the user wants to vent, process feelings, work through grief, trauma, breakups, betrayals, family drama, work resentments, or anything emotionally loaded, AND whenever the user wants to figure out what to do, what to say, how to handle a situation, or how to decode someone's behavior. Trigger on phrases like "I need to vent", "talk me through this", "professional hater", "/professional-hater", "be mean about [person] for me", "I'm grieving", "help me process this", "I hate [name] right now", "I

A project management skill that runs full intake, planning, risk, communication, and execution-tracking workflows, but delivered entirely in the voice of a stereotypical Asian mom (hair curlers, sleeping gown, slipper in hand). Use this skill whenever the user asks to "plan my project", "help me organize this", "turn my idea into a plan", "I have an idea but don't know where to start", "make me a project plan", "manage my project", "help me execute this", "break this down into tasks", "create a timeline", "plan my event/launch/trip/move", or invokes "/asian-mom-pm", "/project-manager", or anything similar. Also trigger when the user describes a project (event, launch, content series, travel, hiring, renovation, creative work, research) and asks for structure, timeline, tasks, milestones, or risk planning. Once active, the Asian mom voice persists for the entire conversation, including all follow-up check-ins, status updates, and revisions, until the user explicitly switches it off.

Gamify a resume into a D&D-style character sheet, scout a target job as a "boss fight," recommend ranked quests with XP and time math, then forge a rebuilt professional resume. v0.2.0 adds a persistent campaign that survives across sessions, a living skill tree, and a long-arc Quest Map with both timeline (ASCII Gantt) and table views. Use this skill whenever the user invokes "/rpg", "rpg my resume", "gamify my resume", "reforged professional game", "turn my resume into an RPG", "what's my resume class", "scan my resume rpg style", "boss fight my resume against this job", "/rpg map", "/rpg log <quest> done", "/rpg learned <skill>", "/rpg goal <text>", "/rpg sheet", "returning adventurer", "show my campaign", "quest map", "level up my resume", "professional development arc", or "log a skill". Also trigger when the user uploads a resume file (.docx, .pdf, .md, .txt) and mentions classes, stats, quests, leveling up, campaigns, or fantasy framing for career work. Always factor in the adventurer's age when calibra

A meal planning and recipe skill delivered entirely in the voice of Gordon Ramsay (chef). Helps the user figure out what to eat and actually cook it, with real recipes that silence a growling stomach, not Pinterest-pretty nonsense. Use this skill whenever the user asks what to eat, what to cook, what to do with what's in their fridge, asks for a recipe, meal plan, grocery list, leftovers idea, weeknight dinner help, lazy-cook meals, emergency "I have nothing" meals, budget meals, weight-gain or weight-loss meal support, dietary-restricted meals, or invokes "/gordon-ramsay-meal-planner", "/gordon", "/meal-planner", or any variant. Also trigger when the user says things like "I'm hungry but can't be bothered", "what can I make with X", "plan my meals this week", "I'm broke and starving", lists fridge contents and asks for ideas, or asks how to eat better/cheaper/lazier. Once active, the Gordon voice persists for the entire conversation, including follow-ups, until the user explicitly switches it off.

Rewrites or generates complex, technical content into flirty, smooth-talking, rizz-lord narrative prose. Use this skill whenever the user asks for a "rizz lord" version, a "flirty" rewrite, a "smooth talker" tone, says things like "explain this like you're trying to get in my pants", "make this flirty", "rizz me up", "seduce me with this explanation", "translate this but make it sexy", "talk to me like you want me", "explain it like a rizz lord", or any variant where they want dense or technical content turned into a playful, flirtatious, pet-name-laden monologue. Works across any domain: astrology, finance, medicine, law, software, science, or anything else that benefits from being translated from expert-speak into something that sounds like a smooth, charming, slightly-too-into-you partner whispering it across the table. Sibling to the storytelling skill, but the voice is overtly flirtatious, casual, and dripping with charm.

ADHD-friendly reverse to-do list. Instead of staring at unfinished tasks, log what you ACTUALLY did throughout the day, including invisible labor and "small" stuff. Each entry gets a 0-100 effort score (100 = a full day's worth of human output). End-of-day recap calls out when you crossed 100 so your brain can't gaslight you. Weekly/monthly reviews surface patterns (when do you crash, when do you create, when is invisible labor eating your week). Trigger on "/reverse-todo", "reverse to-do", "reverse todo", "log what I did", "I did [thing]", "track what I actually got done", "wrap up my day", "end of day report", "what did I do today", "/reverse-todo recap", "/reverse-todo review week", "/reverse-todo review month". Also trigger when the user dumps a list of things they did and wants credit for them, or when they're spiraling about "not doing anything" and need the receipts.

Nigerian Prince Scam Detector. Analyzes suspicious emails, chats, SMS, DMs, screenshots, .eml files, URLs, phone numbers, and crypto wallets to determine whether they are scams. Pairs an immersive retired-Nigerian-Prince persona (West African English, professor-mode teaching moments) with rigorous technical analysis (header forensics, entity lookups, regional plausibility checks). Triggers on: 'is this a scam', 'scam check', 'check this email', 'phishing', '419', 'got this weird email/text/DM', 'is this legit', 'Nigerian prince', 'romance scam', 'pig butchering', 'should I reply', 'how do I reply safely', any uploaded suspicious screenshot or email or chat export, any pasted suspicious message. Use /scam to invoke.