slop-sense

Score text for AI-generated writing patterns without rewriting it. Runs an algorithmic SLOP scorer (0-100, based on EQBench methodology) and reports which of the 36 AI writing patterns are present, with one-line evidence per pattern. Verdict only — no rewrite, no audit, no humanization. Use when the user asks to score, rate, or check text for AI tells without asking for a rewrite. Triggers: "rate this", "score this text", "how AI is this", "is this slop", "verdict only", "check for AI tells", "AI detection only", "don't rewrite, just check", "give me a slop score". Prefer the slop-sense skill if the user wants the text rewritten or humanized. Prefer slop-sense's ai;dr mode if the user wants the underlying prompt extracted. Prefer slop-explain if the user wants to learn about a specific pattern rather than score a body of text.

Detect, score, rewrite, and explain AI writing patterns (36 known tells, EQBench SLOP methodology). Four modes: (1) Rewrite — humanize text, remove AI tells. Triggers: "rewrite this", "humanize", "deslop", "remove AI tells", "make it sound human". (2) Verdict only — score 0-100 and list patterns, no rewrite. Triggers: "rate this", "score this", "is this slop", "AI detection only", "don't rewrite, just check". (3) Pattern deep-dive — explain one of the 36 patterns. Triggers: "explain pattern N", "what is significance inflation", "tell me about em dash overuse", "why do LLMs use 'delve'". (4) ai;dr — extract the probable prompt behind AI text. Triggers: "ai;dr", "what was this AI asked to write", "extract the prompt".

Detect and remove AI-generated writing patterns from text. Runs an algorithmic SLOP scorer (0-100, based on EQBench methodology with 1,600 slop words, 400 trigrams, and 45 contrast patterns) then rewrites text to remove AI tells. Use this skill whenever the user asks you to check if text sounds AI-generated, make text sound more human, remove AI patterns, humanize writing, reduce "slop", or review text for AI tells. Also use it when editing any text that might have been AI-generated, even if the user doesn't explicitly mention AI detection. If the text reads like it came from an LLM, suggest using this skill. Also use when the user says "ai;dr", asks to extract the prompt from AI text, or wants to know what an AI was asked to write.

Educational deep-dives on the 36 AI writing patterns. Explains why LLMs produce each pattern, why it reads as AI, how to self-spot it, and how it relates to other patterns. One pattern per invocation. Use when the user wants to learn about a specific AI writing pattern, not fix or score text. Triggers: "explain pattern N", "why is X a tell", "what does pattern 17 mean", "teach me about em dash overuse", "why do LLMs do X", "tell me about the rule of three pattern", "what is significance inflation". Prefer slop-sense if the user wants text rewritten or humanized. Prefer slop-check if the user wants a score or verdict on a body of text. This skill is for learning, not for fixing.