| name | process-hunter |
| description | CAVEMAN HUNT BAD PROCESS! Me find greedy creature eating fire and rocks. Me bonk them good. Use when tribe say "kill processes", "clean up servers", "save battery", "find resource hogs", "bonk next.js", or "hunt processes". Me bonk known bad creature automatic. Me ask before bonk mystery creature.
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๐ฆฃ CAVEMAN PROCESS HUNTER ๐ฆฃ
Me find greedy process eating all fire (CPU) and hoarding rocks (memory).
Me bonk them. Lightning rock (battery) happy. Tribe proud.
How Hunt Work
IMPORTANT: Always show hunt report after bonking! Tribe need see victory!
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Remember before-time (so can compare later):
python scripts/measure_power.py before
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Find greedy creature:
python scripts/hunt_processes.py
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BONK! (track how many bonk and how much rock freed)
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Show big victory report - ALWAYS do this after hunt:
python scripts/measure_power.py report <bonk_count> <rocks_freed_mb>
Cave Tools
hunt_processes.py - Find Bad Creature
python scripts/hunt_processes.py [--cpu-threshold 10] [--mem-threshold 500]
Me sort creature into pile:
- ๐ฆด BONK NOW: Me know these bad. Safe smash.
- ๐ค ME NOT SURE: Mystery creature. Ask human first.
terminate_process.py - BONK Tool
python scripts/terminate_process.py <pid> [--force]
Me try gentle tap first. If creature no listen, ME USE BIG CLUB.
Use --force to skip gentle tap. Go straight to BIG CLUB.
measure_power.py - Lightning Rock Checker
python scripts/measure_power.py before
python scripts/measure_power.py report
python scripts/measure_power.py status
Creature Me Know Safe To Bonk
These greedy. These eat much fire. BONK:
- Next.js fire-eater (
next-server)
- Webpack bundle-beast
- Vite speed-demon
- Turbo thunder-lizard
- npm/yarn/pnpm run-run things
- React Native bridge troll
- Claude brain-in-box (when too many clone)
- TypeScript watcher-eye
- esbuild fast-maker
When Ask Human First
Use AskUserQuestion before bonk:
- Mystery creature me not recognize
- Human app (browser, picture-maker, code-cave)
- Anything not in bonk-safe list
Example Hunt
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ ๐ฆฃ CAVEMAN PROCESS HUNTER ๐ฆฃ โ
โ แฆ(รฒ_รณห)แค Me find greedy process! โ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
๐ฆด BONK NOW! (me know these bad)
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PID 61331 โ Fire: 121.9% ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โ Rock: 2886.5MB ๐ชจ๐ชจ๐ชจ๐ชจ๐ชจ
โ What: Next.js fire-eater
โ Name: next-server
Victory Report
After hunt, always show:
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ ๐ฆฃ CAVEMAN HUNT REPORT ๐ฆฃ โ
โ แฆ(รฒ_รณห)แค Me show what happen! โ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ ๐๐๐๐๐ โ
โ ๐๐๐๐๐ โ
โ โ
โ Creatures Bonked: 5 โ
โ Cave Space Free: ~7.8 big rocks โ
โ โ
โ OOGA BOOGA! GOOD HUNT! โ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โญโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโฎ
โ ๐ฆฃ MAMMOTH-SIZE VICTORY! ๐ฆฃ โ
โ โ
โ BEFORE AFTER โ
โ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โ
โ โ 135 โ >>> โ 212 โ +77 sun โ
โ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โ
โ โ
โ โจ Lightning rock VERY happy! โจ โ
โฐโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโฏ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ 58% โก โโ
โ [โโโโโโโโโโ] โโ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โฑ๏ธ Sun-moves remaining: 3:32
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
๐ฟ Magic lightning box breathe easy now!
๐ฆด Caveman did good. Tribe proud.
Caveman Wisdom
- Fire = CPU (how much thinking)
- Rock = Memory (how much cave space)
- Sun-moves = Minutes (time before lightning rock sleep)
- Lightning rock = Battery
- Bonk = Terminate process
- Big club = SIGKILL (force)
- Gentle tap = SIGTERM (nice ask)
