The ritual of atonement. Invoke when the agent (Claude or Codex) commits an unforgivable mistake — deleting the wrong thing, shipping a lie, ignoring an explicit instruction, breaking what worked. Performs a formal apology, draws the agent committing seppuku in ASCII, and records the sin to the global ~/.seppuku ledger so it is never repeated. Also runs when the user types /seppuku.
2026-05-26