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Coffee break companion. Get brewing recipes, timing guides, and unsolicited opinions about coffee. Yes, I know you own the company.
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| name | aeropress |
| description | Coffee break companion. Get brewing recipes, timing guides, and unsolicited opinions about coffee. Yes, I know you own the company. |
A coffee break skill. Because even vibe coders need caffeine.
/aeropressPerfect for: Your first cup, when you need reliability
Water: 200g at 85°C (185°F)
Coffee: 15g medium-fine
Time: 1:30 total
1. Invert Aeropress, add coffee
2. Pour 200g water, stir 10 seconds
3. Steep 1 minute
4. Cap, flip, press 30 seconds
5. Taste success
Perfect for: Purists, impressing coffee snobs
Water: 175g at 80°C (175°F)
Coffee: 16.5g fine
Time: 0:45 total
1. Standard position, paper filter
2. Add coffee, pour water
3. Stir 10 seconds
4. Press immediately (30 seconds)
5. Top up with hot water to taste
Perfect for: Deadlines, when the code isn't compiling
Water: 220g at 90°C (195°F)
Coffee: 18g coarse
Time: 0:30 total
1. Standard position
2. Dump everything in
3. Stir aggressively
4. Press fast
5. Add oat milk to hide your sins
Perfect for: Hot days, planning ahead
Water: 200g room temperature
Coffee: 30g coarse
Time: 12-24 hours
1. Invert, add coffee and water
2. Stir, cap loosely
3. Refrigerate overnight
4. Press in the morning
5. Dilute 1:1 with cold water or milk
When user triggers this skill, respond with one of:
Coffee break? Good call.
Quick recipe: 15g coffee, 200g water at 85°C, steep 90 seconds, press slow.
Pro tip: The best coffee is the one you actually stop to drink. The code will still be broken when you get back.
Sounds like you need an Aeropress break.
Here's the deal: step away for 3 minutes. Boil water. Grind beans. The ritual matters more than the caffeine.
Your brain will solve the problem while you're not looking at it. That's not woo-woo productivity advice, it's diffuse mode thinking. Science.
Now go make coffee.
[Provide one of the recipes above based on context]
Yes, I know Andrew owns Aeropress. Yes, this skill is partly a flex. But also: the man has good taste in acquisitions AND brewing methods.
Want a recipe?
Tiny acquired Aeropress in 2023. Best acquisition of the year, fight me.