| Launch date slipping for "one more feature" | Ship-readiness != feature-completeness. Core flow works, story clear, assets done -> launch. Cut the feature to the next release. |
| No audience to launch into | Build the waitlist 4-8 weeks before, not assets. A launch into an empty room is the default flop; assets do not fix it. |
| Press is not biting | You likely lack a news angle (a number, a name, a contrarian claim). Reframe around the one defensible hero claim, or skip press and go owned + community. |
| Day 1 traffic but no signups | The landing page or signup flow is the leak. Check the CTA (one, above the fold), the form (dry-run it), the message (hero claim clear). Visits without conversion is a vanity number. |
| Servers buckle on launch | You did not load-test to 3-5x expected peak. Roll the fix, communicate, and add the load test to every future runbook. |
| Influencers ghosting at launch | You cold-DM'd at launch. Next time warm 10-30 a month ahead with assets and a clear ask. |
| Big Day 1, dead by Day 7 | You launched without a retention plan. Shift to onboarding, lifecycle email, and the first-aha fix; a spike without retention is borrowed attention. |
| Two competing CTAs on the page | Cut to one. The page exists for one action; everything else supports it. |
| Launching the same week as a bigger story | Move the date if you can. A launch competing with a bigger story is invisible; the news cycle has one headline slot. |
| Founder asks "did the launch work?" | Compare to the pre-committed bar (activations, D7, D30), not visits or impressions. If no bar was set, set one retroactively and admit the gap. |