slop-cop

Universal prose audit. Scores writing on TWO axes — AI-Slop (does this read like AI wrote it?) and Comprehension (can a fresh reader follow this?). Use PROACTIVELY as a mandatory final QA pass on ANY prose generated for humans to read — every email (internal or external), proposal, report, status update, blog post, social post, doc, or chat message — before delivering it, even when nobody asked for an audit. Also use whenever the user wants to audit, critique, score, rewrite, or humanize prose: "audit this", "review this", "is this AI", "does this sound like AI", "humanize this", "make this less AI", "rewrite this", "de-slop this", "clean this up", "slop check", "score this", "is this readable", "would a fresh reader follow this", "comprehension check". Also the final pre-delivery pass inside other writing skills (cold-email, copywriting, sales-enablement, ad-creative, email-sequence, mahmouds-seo-writer, mahmouds-writing-voice).