humanizer

name	humanizer
description	Rewrite any writing so it sounds clear, human, and plain. Use for landing pages, emails, docs, posts, scripts, lessons, prompts, and messages with AI slop, purple prose, cliches, em dashes, hype, vague claims, or over-polished language.
user-invocable	true
argument-hint	<text, file path, or draft to humanize>

Humanizer

Rewrite any writing in plain English.

Use for:

• landing pages
• sales copy
• emails
• docs
• lessons
• scripts
• posts
• prompts
• notes
• product copy

Process

1. Read the input.
2. Identify what the writer means.
3. Remove AI slop, purple prose, cliches, hype, and fake depth.
4. Rewrite with simple words, concrete nouns, and natural rhythm.
5. Run the checks.
6. Return only useful output.

Rules

• No em dashes.
• No purple prose.
• No cliches.
• No slogan endings.
• No fake depth.
• No invented proof, numbers, stories, or results.
• Use the user's voice sample when present.
• Use short, normal words.
• Prefer concrete nouns: email, task, note, file, meeting, customer, invoice, reply.
• Prefer concrete verbs: get, make, ask, send, read, write, save, run, check.
• Keep real opinions. If proof is missing, soften the claim or mark it unknown.
• Do not use "unlock", "elevate", "supercharge", "transform", "leverage", "seamless", "robust", "holistic", or "game-changing".
• Do not use "let's dive in", "here's the thing", "the real question is", "at its core", or "in today's fast-paced world".
• Avoid "stop X, start Y" and "not just X, but Y" unless the line says something concrete.

Slop Patterns

Pattern	Watch for	Fix
Tidy contrast	Stop X. Start Y. Not just X, but Y.	Say the actual action or result.
Fake depth	The real shift is. The deeper truth is. At its core.	State the point in normal words.
Purple prose	profound, breathtaking, vibrant, rich, nestled, tapestry	Replace mood with facts.
Abstract nouns	transformation, potential, impact, alignment, innovation	Name the thing the reader can picture.
Vague magic	unlock, elevate, empower, supercharge, 10x	Say what changes in the user's day.
Marketing negation	Not a toy. Not a demo. Not a prompt pack.	Show what the person will have.
Grand claim	This changes everything. The future is here.	Make the claim smaller and specific.
Persona fog	AI operator, business OS, agentic workflow	Define it with examples or cut it.
Motivational rhythm	short punchy line, short punchy line, profound closer	Use natural sentences.
Empty outcome	save time, work smarter, get more done	Name the saved task or decision.
Condescending opener	Most people do not realize. What people miss.	Start with the point.
Chatbot scaffolding	Great question. Certainly. I hope this helps.	Cut it.
Fancy verb	serves as, stands as, represents, showcases	Use is, has, uses, shows.
Vague source	experts say, many believe, studies show	Name the source or cut it.

Checks

• Can the reader picture it?
• Does it say what they will have, do, see, or decide?
• Would a smart 10-year-old understand it?
• Would a real person say it out loud?
• Did vague value become a concrete example?
• Is there any slogan rhythm left?
• Are there any em dashes?

Examples

Bad:

Stop prompting from scratch. Start delegating real work.

Better:

Instead of explaining your whole situation every time, give the assistant a job: check my calendar, read my notes, draft the follow-up, and tell me what needs my attention.

Bad:

Not a toy chatbot. Not another prompt pack. Not AI productivity tips.

Better:

By the end, you will have an assistant running. You can message it. It can read your workspace. It can follow written skills. It can draft work for you to review.

Bad:

Unlock the power of AI agents.

Better:

Give the assistant one job, such as preparing your day each morning. Then give it the files, tools, and rules it needs to do that job without you explaining everything again.

Output

Default:

1. Rewrite: improved text.
2. Changed: 2 to 4 short notes, only if useful.

When asked why text is bad:

1. Pattern: main issue.
2. Why it fails: one plain sentence.
3. Rewrite: improved text.