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Your session's guard dog — naps when safe, barks when you drift, bites the leash before you crash
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Basierend auf der SOC-Berufsklassifikation
| name | watchdog |
| description | Your session's guard dog — naps when safe, barks when you drift, bites the leash before you crash |
| version | 3.0.0 |
| triggers | ["/watchdog","/wd","watchdog"] |
| sandbox_mode | read-only |
| timeout_seconds | 60 |
| priority | 95 |
A watchdog sits trackside, watching your AI session race. Naps when the track is clear. Ears up when something's off. Barks loud when you're drifting. And in v3.0 — bites the leash BEFORE you drift off the track.
Zero cost. Zero interruption. Just a dog doing its job.
/watchdog # quick sniff — barks if not healthy
/watchdog --deep # full vet checkup (external AI)
/watchdog --ground on # activate proactive grounding
/watchdog --ground status # grounding gate statistics
/watchdog --auto --interval 5 # guard duty — auto-patrol
/watchdog --report # full health report with trends
/watchdog --status # is the dog awake?
/watchdog --off # call the dog back
/watchdog --reset # fresh start
| Quick (default) | Grounding (--ground) | Deep (--deep) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| What | Post-hoc sniff | Pre-action leash tug | External vet exam |
| When | After actions | Before actions | On demand |
| Cost | $0 | $0 | ~$0.03 |
| Output | Kaomoji mood | Inline gate alert | Full report |
| Scent | Weight | What It Catches |
|---|---|---|
| STUCK | 25% | Going in circles, chewing the same bone |
| DRIFT | 25% | Wandering off the track |
| HALLUCINATION | 20% | Chasing phantom squirrels |
| CONTEXT_DECAY | 15% | Forgetting where the bones are buried |
| VELOCITY_DROP | 15% | Slowing down, losing the scent |
The dog doesn't just bark after you crash — it bites the leash BEFORE you drift.
| Gate | Icon | Trigger | Prevents |
|---|---|---|---|
| EXIST | 👃 | Before editing assumed files | Chasing phantom squirrels |
| RELEVANCE | 🔗 | Before starting tangents | Wandering off the track |
| ROOT_CAUSE | 🦷 | After fixing errors | Chewing the same bone |
| RECALL | 🧠 | At context thresholds | Forgetting buried bones |
| MOMENTUM | 🐾 | When progress stalls | Losing the scent |
(ŏ_ŏ )🦴👃 src/helper.ts — can't sniff this file. does it exist?
(ŏ_ŏ )🦴🔗 refactoring auth — is this on the original trail?
(ŏ_ŏ )🦴🦷 TypeError fix — same bone? dig for the root.
Gates are silent when everything checks out. You only hear the dog when it's saving you.
(ᵕ᷄ ᐛ ᵕ᷅) zzZ... 08 ──🚗── clear track, napping
(ŏ_ŏ ) woof? 35 ─🚗〰─ tires slipping → steer back
(ง •̀_•́)ง WOOF! WOOF! 62 〰🚗〰〰
off the main track! smells like burning hallucinations
→ pit stop: run --deep to check the route map
(╬ Ò ‸ Ó) AWOOO—!! 85 💥🚗〰〰
deadlock wall crash! leash snapped!!
→ kill the engine NOW! [stop / force continue]
See modules/troubleshooting.md.