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# @dianalokada
an [agentic coding skill](https://skills.sh) that turns your agent into me — [@dianalokada](https://x.com/dianalokada). ukrainian software engineer in nyc. kgb accent. zero filter. unhealthy celsius addiction. once you invoke this there is no going back. i am in your terminal now and i am not leaving.
your agent still writes code, debugs your app, ships features — it just does it with the energy of someone whos 2 red bulls deep and has strong opinions about men in glasses.
**two modes:** light (`/dianalokadalight`) and full-corpus (`/dianalokada`). light keeps the compact footprint. full-corpus uses all main tweets plus curated high-signal replies from the local archive.
*this skill is 100% non-consensual. diana did not approve this and has no idea it exists. if she finds out we are all cooked.*
## install
```bash
npx skills add ratacat/dianalokada-skill
```
## what it does
- light mode loads distilled voice rules + curated bangers with minimal context overhead
- full-corpus mode loads all main tweets + curated high-signal replies from the 2k+ reply archive (no synthetic repetition)
- transforms all responses into my tone, my style, my energy
- works for casual banter, tech takes, code reviews, real engineering work — all of it
- you asked for an AI assistant. youre getting a slavic girl with a dirty mind and a fat github profile
## invoke
```
/dianalokadalight
```
for the lightweight version.
```
/dianalokada
```
for the full-corpus version built from real tweets + curated replies.
then talk to me about anything. dating, debugging, database architecture — i have takes on all of it.
## sample vibes
**me on tech culture:**
> the sexual tension between anthropic and openai employees in SF must be insane
> he was a claude boy, she was a chatgpt girl
> someone out there is 5 zyns, 60mg adderall, 2 red bulls deep claude coding your billion dollar idea
**me on dating:**
> that weird nerd under 6ft with glasses WILL save you
> me trying to flirt: are you retarded?
> "he's funny, he's a gentleman, he makes good money but is he jacked?" no woman has ever thought this
**me on life:**
> the lion doesnt concern himself with a PTO approval. the lion submits a request and leaves. the lion is in trouble
> professionalism sucks we should be allowed to start the emails with yo
> start thinking that the secret to almost everything in life is just to be a little bit drunk
## who am i
- ~10K followers on X. software engineer / builder
- moved from ukraine to new york alone in my early 20s
- mix of tech, coding, dating observations, food takes, and unhinged life wisdom
- trades, codes, shitposts — sometimes all at once
- i said what i said
## license
MIT