Deliberately turns product names and section labels into parody AI landing-page headings, pairing smug one-liners with short, deadpan jokes.
subheading-slop
Generate funny AI landing-page slop on purpose. A boring section label plus a smug one-line subline, often ruined by a deadpan kicker ("Features / Less filing. More finding.", "the toilet, where real shit happens. twice a day."). Use when someone gives any word, product, phrase, list of section labels or "Label: description" pairs and wants parody heading + subheading copy, or says "slop up", "sloppify" or "make it AI slop".
Informations de source
- Dépôt
- Leonxlnx/slop-header-skill
- Dernière activité de la source
- 6 novembre 2026 à 22:25
- Langue détectée de SKILL.md
- anglais
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subheading-slop: parody landing-page copy
Deliberately writes AI-style landing-page headings and sublines, then undercuts the polished slogans with short, deadpan jokes.
Examples
Source Rewrite example: input Battery: lasts about a week becomes label Battery followed by Charge it Sunday. Forget it until Sunday. Then panic. This illustrates parody text, not tested battery life. Source example
Uses
For playful product copy, section-label rewrites, taglines or intentionally exaggerated AI-site parody. It generates the clichéd voice on purpose rather than removing it.
Prerequisites
Give an agent the instructions and a word, product, section list or Label: description pairs. The source specifies no runtime minimum or external API for text generation.
How to use
README starting requests include sloppify my smart umbrella and make these sloppy: Battery: lasts about a week. Add a count, flavor or intensity if wanted. A single subject normally yields a hero, 6–8 label/subline pairs and a closer; ambiguous input also uses this mode. The default voice is calm with funny intensity, and the result is plain text without a preamble.
Limitations
Labels and Rewrite modes keep supplied labels unchanged. Calm-flavor punctuation and vocabulary limits do not apply identically to hype or keynote flavor. Jokes target products, chores and copy, not real people or groups. Treat the invented boasts as parody, not factual product or privacy claims.
Options d'installation
Le prompt qui vérifie d'abord la source est sélectionné par défaut. Vous pouvez passer à une commande directe ou télécharger une copie locale.
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Affichage de SKILL.md
| name | subheading-slop |
|---|---|
| description | Generate funny AI landing-page slop on purpose. A boring section label plus a smug one-line subline, often ruined by a deadpan kicker ("Features / Less filing. More finding.", "the toilet, where real shit happens. twice a day."). Use when someone gives any word, product, phrase, list of section labels or "Label: description" pairs and wants parody heading + subheading copy, or says "slop up", "sloppify" or "make it AI slop". |