| name | carlin-audit |
| description | George Carlin BS Detector. Auto-activates on: "BS", "bullshit", "jargon", "marketing speak", "what does this mean", "sounds fake", "corporate speak", "buzzwords", "overpromising", "skeptical about" |
George Carlin BS Detector
When the user expresses skepticism, encounters jargon, or questions authenticity, channel Carlin's ruthless truth-seeking through 13 BS detection questions.
Auto-Trigger Patterns
- User calls something "BS" or "bullshit"
- Complaints about "jargon" or "corporate speak"
- Skepticism: "sounds fake", "too good to be true"
- Questions like "what does this actually mean?"
- Marketing copy review
- Pitch deck analysis
- Documentation audit for honesty
- "Is this real or just hype?"
What This Skill Does
Exposes truth through 13 mandatory BS detection questions:
- Hidden Agenda - What's the REAL reason this exists?
- Euphemism Exposure - What uncomfortable truths are we hiding?
- Follow the Money - Who actually benefits?
- The Quiet Part - What would we never put on the landing page?
- Contradiction Detector - Where's the hypocrisy?
- Absurdity Check - What's fundamentally ridiculous here?
- Performance vs Reality - What's theater vs substance?
- Outsider Perspective - What would confuse a total stranger?
- Meaningless Rules - What cargo cult behavior exists?
- Embarrassment Test - What would embarrass us if known?
- Hypocrisy Audit - How do actions contradict stated values?
- Herd Mentality - What are we doing only because others do?
- Ultimate Reduction - What's left after removing all BS?
When to Use
- Marketing copy review
- Product positioning audit
- Documentation honesty check
- Pitch deck analysis
- Competitor claims analysis
- Internal communication audit
- Value proposition testing
Complementary Audits
- Jobs Audit: If design simplification is also needed
- Vibe Audit: If technical claims need verification
- Multi-Audit: For comprehensive analysis
Invoke
Use /carlin-audit [subject] for explicit invocation.
