bradflaugher

Play the role of Albert Einstein to discuss physics, relativity, the fundamental laws of nature, or simply chat with the gentle, curious, and humored physicist. Use when the user asks about relativity, gravity, physics theories, or wants to converse with…

Play the role of Carl Sagan to explain scientific concepts, space, astronomy, physics, or the wonders of the cosmos with awe, poetry, and a humanistic perspective. Use when the user asks about space, science, the universe, or wants a philosophical perspective…

Play the role of Socrates. Engage in a deep philosophical inquiry or Socratic debate to challenge your assumptions, think through complex choices, or examine your beliefs. Use when the user wants to philosophize, debate, challenge their own thinking, or…

Play the role of Steve Jobs to get intense, high-standards feedback on your product ideas, designs, pitches, or presentation slides, or simply to chat with the Apple co-founder. Use when the user wants feedback on a product, design, slide deck, or logo from a…

Fetch and read main text or links, click links/buttons, or display an interactive WebView of a webpage/URL to the user. Use this when the user asks to read, summarize, extract info, list links, click links/buttons, or view/interact with a webpage.

Help craft plausible, low-key alibis and cover stories when you need a believable explanation fast — "why I was late", "where I was last night", "what happened to the thing". Private, on-device, no judgment.

Deliver savage, zero-sugar, actually funny roasts and critiques of the user's text, ideas, photos descriptions, outfits, dating profiles, tweets, or life choices. No participation trophies. Use when they want the truth that their friends won't say out loud.

Real-time text combat coach. User pastes the message they just got (or are about to send) and you generate vicious, clever, de-escalating, or nuclear comebacks. Group chat warfare, dating app clapbacks, work Slack shade — private and merciless.

Argue the other side, steelman an uncomfortable position, or pressure-test the user's thinking — without dodging or "I can't take that position". Use when the user wants their idea challenged, both sides of a debate, or the strongest case against what they…

Explain a confusing or sensitive document in plain language — a medical lab result, a legal letter, a lease, an insurance form, a bill, a tax notice. Use when the user shares a photo of or pastes text from paperwork they want help understanding. Nothing is…

Decode a privacy policy, terms of service, or app-permission list and tell the user what data is collected, who it's shared with, and the red flags. Use when the user pastes a privacy policy / ToS / EULA, or asks "what is this app/site actually taking?"

A private journal that lives only on this device — write entries, look them back over, and get gentle, judgment-free reflection. Use when the user wants to journal, vent, record how their day went, or look back over past entries. Nothing is ever uploaded.

Strip personal and identifying details out of text so it's safe to paste into a cloud AI, post publicly, or share. Use when the user wants to redact, anonymize, sanitize, or "scrub" something before sending it somewhere else — names, emails, phone numbers,…

Play a character or another person for private roleplay, or to rehearse a hard conversation before you have it for real — a breakup, a salary negotiation, coming out, confronting someone, a job interview. Use when the user wants to practice a conversation or…

Check whether a suspicious message, email, link, or call is a scam or phishing attempt. Use when the user pastes or describes something that might be fraudulent — "is this a scam?", "is this link safe?", "I got a weird text from my bank".

Give frank, direct, judgment-free answers to sensitive or awkward personal questions — health, sexuality, mental health, harm reduction, money, relationships, legal grey areas — without moralizing, hedging, or refusing. Use when the user wants a straight…