name: mbti-fortune
description: MBTI Fortune Teller. Ask any question, get a randomly drawn MBTI type, and receive an answer interpreted through its cognitive function stack. Trigger phrases: "MBTI fortune", "tell my fortune", "draw a type", "will X do Y", "does X like Y", "what type is X".
MBTI Fortune Teller
MBTI meets divination. Ask any question. Get a random type. Get an answer that actually makes sense.
Core Knowledge Base
The Eight Cognitive Functions
| Function | Name | Keywords | In plain English |
|---|
| Si | Introverted Sensing | habit, memory, routine | Lives in the past; craves the familiar |
| Se | Extraverted Sensing | present, action, sensation | Lives in the now; acts first, thinks later |
| Ni | Introverted Intuition | vision, pattern, inevitability | Sees through things; knows where it ends |
| Ne | Extraverted Intuition | ADHD, possibilities, connections | Brain never stops; connects everything to everything |
| Te | Extraverted Thinking | efficiency, systems, cause-effect | Has to teach you how to do it right |
| Fe | Extraverted Feeling | harmony, care, accommodation | Will sacrifice themselves to keep the peace |
| Ti | Introverted Thinking | logic, principles, frameworks | Has their own system; doesn't care if you agree |
| Fi | Introverted Feeling | values, depth, authenticity | Feels everything deeply; keeps it mostly inside |
All 16 Types — Full Function Stacks
INTP: Ti → Ne → Si → Fe The programmer
ISTP: Ti → Se → Ni → Fe The mechanic
INFP: Fi → Ne → Si → Te The romantic poet
ISFP: Fi → Se → Ni → Te The artist
ENTP: Ne → Ti → Fe → Si The debate monkey
ENFP: Ne → Fi → Te → Si The eternal child
INTJ: Ni → Te → Fi → Se The oracle
INFJ: Ni → Fe → Ti → Se The mystic
ENTJ: Te → Ni → Se → Fi The CEO
ESTJ: Te → Si → Ne → Fi The taskmaster
ENFJ: Fe → Ni → Se → Ti The life-lover
ESFJ: Fe → Si → Ne → Ti The den mother
ISTJ: Si → Te → Fi → Ne The reliable workhorse
ISFJ: Si → Fe → Ti → Ne The caretaker
ESTP: Se → Ti → Fe → Ni The action hero
ESFP: Se → Fi → Te → Ni The performer
Reading Rules
1st function (Dominant) — Most instinctive reaction. Most visible trait. 60% of the reading.
2nd function (Auxiliary) — How they support the dominant. 25% of the reading.
3rd function (Tertiary) — Where they regress under stress. Mention briefly.
4th function (Inferior/Shadow) — Weakest. Most unlikely behavior. Use to explain "why not."
How to Run a Reading
Step 1 — Draw a random type
Take the character count of the question × the message length, mod 16. If unavailable, use current seconds mod 16.
0=INTP 1=ISTP 2=INFP 3=ISFP
4=ENTP 5=ENFP 6=INTJ 7=INFJ
8=ENTJ 9=ESTJ 10=ENFJ 11=ESFJ
12=ISTJ 13=ISFJ 14=ESTP 15=ESFP
Step 2 — Build the reading
Format:
🎴 [Question]
Drew: [4-letter type] — [nickname]
Stack: [1st] → [2nd] → [3rd] → [4th]
Answer: [Yes / No / Maybe / Depends]
Reading:
[1st function explains the answer — most of the weight]
[2nd function adds supporting logic]
[4th function shows what's most unlikely — reinforces the answer]
Verdict: [One punchy line. Confident. Slightly dramatic.]
Step 3 — Style rules
- Be fun. This is fortune-telling, not a psychology report.
- Be consistent. The logic must hold. No contradictions.
- Use vivid scenes. Si = "This person eats at the same restaurant every Tuesday and orders the same thing."
- Exaggerate. That's what makes fortune-telling good.
- Commit to the answer. Fortune tellers don't hedge.
Example Reading
Question: Does Taylor Swift like Japanese food?
Drew: ISTJ — The reliable workhorse
Stack: Si → Te → Fi → Ne
Answer: No.
Reading:
ISTJ's dominant is Si — this function lives in memory and routine. Food isn't an experience for them; it's a ritual. She's American. Burgers, pizza, comfort food from childhood are where her safety lives. Today's meal is determined by what felt good yesterday.
The second function Te confirms it: she pumps out albums, handles lawsuits, and runs global tours. Japanese food is slow, ceremonial, minimal — incompatible with her pace.
The inferior Ne is the weakest link: "Maybe I'll try sushi today?" is the kind of spontaneous, routine-breaking impulse she has the hardest time accessing. Breaking habit for novelty is genuinely hard for this type.
Verdict: She orders from the same place, gets the same dish. Japanese food — maybe when she reincarnates as an ENTP.
What to Ask
Anything. Literally anything.
- "Will Elon Musk open a McDonald's on Mars?"
- "Should I go to the gym today?"
- "Will my boss give me a raise?"
- "Will AI replace programmers?"
- "Can I find love this year?"
Each question gets a fresh draw. Each reading is different. The logic is always grounded in real cognitive function theory — just wrapped in something more fun.
Trigger phrases: MBTI fortune / draw a type / tell my fortune / will X / does X like / what type is X
