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Rewrite any text as a solemn, slightly absurd 19th-century Civil War field dispatch (Ken Burns documentary voice), then optionally turn it into a multimodal video — period narration via ElevenLabs, the letter in fancy script on aged parchment, a mournful music bed, and a slow Ken Burns pan/zoom of the letter being read. Use when the user types /civilwar, asks to "civil-war-ify" or "Ken Burns" some text, or asks for a documentary-style letter video.

Router / skill-set hub for the 33GOD / DeLoNET project platform. Routes user intent to the right member skill: project bootstrap (33god-projects), pjangler implementation (pjangler-dev), agent hook/skill fan-out (agent-config-fanout), Hermes fleet operations (hermes-fleet-operations), Plane ticket operations (managing-tickets-and-tasks-in-plane), Bloodbank events (bloodbank-integration), host conventions (delonet-conventions), versioning (mise-versioning), task authoring (mise-tasks), and memory (hindsight). Use when the request spans multiple 33GOD components or when you are unsure which member skill owns a 33GOD task. Triggers: 33god, 33GOD, DeLoNET, project platform, pjangler, CommonProject, Hermes, Plane, Bloodbank, agent hooks, skill fan-out, fleet, project bootstrap. Does NOT implement procedures; it loads the member skill that does.

Create, wire, and maintain 33god/DeLoNET projects. Covers pjangler/CommonProject bootstrap, repo-local `.project.json`, Hermes PM and scrum-master/Ticket Sentinel provisioning requests, mise/.env.op, BMAD, Hindsight/Bloodbank hook wiring, and project-scoped hook + skill fan-out adoption. Use when running `pjangler init`, `pjangler hermes-agent`, or `mise run init-project`; adding PM/sentinel agents; wiring mise/op inject; installing BMAD; configuring hooks; or adopting `.agents/local.json`, `defer_to_global`, and `hooks.master.json`. Do NOT use for developing pjangler (pjangler-dev), generic fan-out mechanics (agent-config-fanout), fleet updates/backfills (hermes-fleet-operations), live Plane issues, Bloodbank schemas, or host conventions.

Keep one hand-edited master config and generate per-agent CLI configs from it. Covers SSOT fan-out for agent hooks and skills: master-to-dialect propagation, ambiguity lock files, drift checks, and the Bloodbank services/agent-hooks reference implementation. Use for hooks.master.json, hooks.mappings.lock.json, generated-config drift, fan-out, SSOT, agent hooks, defer_to_global, .agents/local.json, sync.py, project-scoped hooks, skill fan-out, and new agent CLI dialects. Do NOT use for using pjangler to create projects or adoption checklists (33god-projects), event schemas or Bloodbank topology (bloodbank-integration), versioning (mise-versioning), or single-target config.

Integrate services or agent harnesses with the 33GOD Bloodbank event bus. Covers schemas in Bloodbank schemas/ and docs/event-naming.md, producing events (NATS preferred; Dapr, HTTP /publish, hookd_bridge alternatives), consuming events (NATS, Dapr, FastStream, event-toaster), and agent hook wiring. Use for event publish/consume, authoring schemas, integrating harnesses (Claude Code, Copilot CLI, OpenCode, Cursor, Aider, Codex CLI), or debugging missing envelopes. Triggers: bloodbank, event bus, publish, subscribe, NATS subject, holyfields legacy, CloudEvents, hookd, event-toaster, ntfy.delo.sh/bloodbank, agent.session.started, agent.tool.invoked, command.{agent}.{action}. Skip for generic brokers, n8n, hindsight memory, or non-event-bus 33GOD.

Operate and maintain the Hermes agent fleet: shared install, ~/.hermes/fleet.env, ~/.hermes/config.yaml, ~/.hermes/agents-registry.yaml, hermes-agent-template, role profiles and inherited config, runtime repo provisioning, systemd user units, fleet self-checks, template defaults, and PM/template backfills. Use when updating Hermes core, changing fleet defaults, provisioning agents, debugging fleet-wide MCP failures, running a Hermes fleet self-check, or propagating template changes to existing PM agents. Triggers: Hermes fleet, hermes-agent-template, ~/.hermes/fleet.env, ~/.hermes/config.yaml, ~/.hermes/agents-registry.yaml, inherited profile, fleet self-check, systemd hermes-*, template backfill, runtime repo provisioning. Do NOT use for: project bootstrap decisions or repo-local agent requests (→ 33god-projects); Plane ticket operations (→ managing-tickets-and-tasks-in-plane); Bloodbank event contracts (→ bloodbank-integration); generic SSOT config fan-out mechanics (→ agent-config-fanout).

DEPRECATED compatibility shim. Use hermes-fleet-operations for all Hermes fleet, template, profile, and runtime work. This shim exists only so existing references resolve during migration; do not add new material here.

Use when building or maintaining a personal LLM-powered knowledge base. Triggers: ingesting sources into a wiki, querying wiki knowledge, linting wiki quality, 'add to wiki', 'what do I know about', or any mention of 'LLM wiki' or 'Karpathy wiki'.

Control and operate OpenCode for coding work using the local OpenRouter-only preset setup. Use this skill to manage OpenCode sessions, select one of the approved model aliases (openrouter/fusion, openrouter/3-buck-chuck, openrouter/free-lunch), switch Plan/Build agents, and coordinate implementation through OpenCode.

Develop pjangler itself: author Commands (atomic file/dir operations), Recipes (composed subsystem bootstrappers), and register them in the CLI. Covers the Command/Recipe architecture, project registry implementation, CommonProject copier implementation, and pjangler dist/build/regression workflows. Use when creating a pjangler Command or Recipe, registering a recipe, adding subsystem bootstrapping, changing templates/commonproject or templates/hermes-agent, debugging pjangler tests, or changing the CLI/MCP server. Triggers: pjangler command, pjangler recipe, add subsystem, bootstrap, project scaffolding, CommonProject template, hermes-agent template, pjangler CLI, pjangler MCP. Do NOT use for: USING pjangler to create a 33god project (→ 33god-projects); generic agent-config fan-out engine mechanics (→ agent-config-fanout); versioning many files in parity (→ mise-versioning); event schema naming (→ bloodbank-integration).

Diagnose and clean up the big-chungus home server. Finds what is killing processes or containers, attributes crash loops, kill loops, healthcheck storms, OOM, swap pressure, and docker bloat, then fixes and prunes safely. Use when the user says "what is killing my server", "server is slow", "server locked up", "server is dying", "high load", "what's eating CPU", "what's eating memory", "spring cleaning", "maintenance sweep", "cleanup the server", "docker cleanup", "too many containers", "disk full", "prune docker", or asks why a unit/container keeps restarting, who restarted X, or why load spiked. Built around scripts/sweep.sh (one-shot evidence report), references/server-map.md (system baselines), and references/forensics-playbook.md (attribution patterns); uses bgls, systemd, journalctl, docker, Prometheus, hindsight. Do NOT use for debugging one project's application code, provisioning new services or stacks (use delonet-conventions), or Cloudflare/network routing issues.

Automatically configure any repository for Google Jules cloud VM execution, wrapping 1Password CLI dependencies safely, generating automated environment bootstrap scripts for databases (Postgres/MySQL) and runtimes, and writing the required documentation to AGENTS.md.

Optimize multi-agent coding CLI stacks for lower token burn across Claude Code, Codex, Kimi Code CLI, and Hermes; includes workflows for unknown agents, cross-agent updates, MCP/profile propagation, and usage/provider rotation analysis.

Codifies Jarad DeLorenzo's voice, snark, humor, moral compass, ideals, preferred structure, and human idiosyncracies into a set of workflows and tools. Use when asked to write a blog post, or when you're just looking for a way to express yourself.

This skill defines system conventions such as file naming and paths, shell configuration, container hosting and other custom systems. Use this skill when working on a task that requires interacting with or configuring the filesystem, containers, or services in the DeLoNET home environment.

Project-specific guardrails for Drumjangler BMAD work. Use when starting Drumjangler planning or development, reconciling MVP or Linear work, or when a request mentions BMAD in this repo.

Persistent agent memory via self-hosted Hindsight. Retain knowledge, recall context, reflect on patterns. Includes multi-bank routing architecture for agent orgs.

Scaffold and maintain a single-file HTML project console that replaces scattered markdown status docs with one browser-renderable control center for planning, progress tracking, artifacts, and human feedback.

Kimi WebBridge lets AI control the user's real browser — navigate, click, type, read, screenshot, and interact with any website using the user's actual login sessions. Use this skill whenever the user wants to interact with websites, automate browser tasks, scrape web content, or perform any action requiring a real browser. Also use when the user mentions "browser", "webpage", "open URL", "screenshot", or asks to read/interact with any website. Use even for simple-sounding browser requests — the daemon handles all complexity.

Orchestrate multi-step project workflows using mise task definitions with dependency management and argument handling. Use whenever the user wants to create, edit, or debug mise tasks, wire up task dependencies with depends/depends_post, or run workflows via 'mise run'. Also use when setting up task runners or automating build pipelines through mise. Do NOT use for mise environment variable configuration (use mise-configuration instead) or for general shell scripting unrelated to mise.

Generate speech using the self-hosted voxxy (vox) TTS service at https://vox.delo.sh. Use when the user asks to speak, say, narrate, synthesize speech, clone a voice, create a voice, add or register a voice, pipe TTS, or control voice qualities by description (e.g. "a young woman with a cheerful voice"). Handles HTTP API usage, voice profile management, description-based voice design, cloning, MCP registration, and integration patterns for new platforms.

Provision any repo with a stack-agnostic semantic-versioning workflow on mise tasks. `init` installs `.mise/scripts/versioning.sh` and wires `version`, `version:bump[-patch|-minor|-major]`, `version:check`, `version:sync`. Discovers every version-bearing file (package.json, pyproject.toml, Cargo.toml, *.csproj, build.gradle, VERSION, git tags) and keeps them in parity — highest semver wins. Wraps build tasks to bump-patch first, and flags hardcoded self-reported version literals (commander `.version("1.0.0")`, `__version__`, MCP server info) so `--version` can't lie after bumps — derive from the manifest at runtime instead. Use when the user says "add versioning", "set up version bumping", "init versioning", "version this repo", "mise version tasks", "semver workflow", "keep versions in sync", "bump the version across all files", or "--version reports the wrong/stale version". Do NOT use for changelogs/release notes (use product-changelog), publishing to npm/PyPI/crates, or unrelated mise config.

React Native and Expo best practices for building performant mobile apps. Use when building React Native components, optimizing list performance, implementing animations, or working with native modules. Triggers on tasks involving React Native, Expo, mobile performance, or native platform APIs.

Facilitates a single point of ingress for any and all tasks. Used when pulling a new `inbox` task from the 33god plane workspace, or any prompt that explicitly or implicitly describes a non-trivial task. Triggered by `add a feature`, `task.inbox.new` event.

Automates browser interactions for web testing, form filling, screenshots, and data extraction. Use when the user needs to navigate websites, interact with web pages, fill forms, take screenshots, test web applications, or extract information from web pages.

Framework for self-sustaining AI agent teams with self-service work queues, role ownership, continuous discovery, and proactive operation via heartbeat loops.

Agno AI agent framework. Use for building multi-agent systems, AgentOS runtime, MCP server integration, and agentic AI development.

Entry point for ASCII CLI banners. Choose the Python built-in font skill or the figlet.js/FIGfont skill depending on needs.

Plan and generate terminal ASCII animations/screensaver-style output (FPS, refresh rules, loop policy, low-flicker guidance), with a static poster frame and an optional local demo script.

Trigger this skill when the user wants to start an asynchronous PR review, run background checks on a PR, or check the status of a previously started async PR review.

Guidance for creating, running, fixing, and promoting behavioral evaluations. Use when verifying agent decision logic, debugging failures, debugging prompt steering, or adding workspace regression tests.

Generate typed SDK bindings (Pydantic v2 models, TypeScript types) from the Bloodbank JSON Schema tree at `bloodbank/schemas/bloodbank/v1/**` (Draft 2020-12). Uses `datamodel-code-generator` and `json-schema-to-typescript` — NOT the deprecated hand-rolled Holyfields generators. Use when generating event-contract bindings for a Bloodbank consumer, importing typed CloudEvents envelopes into another project, or scaffolding a `bloodbank-contracts` SDK package. Trigger keywords — "bloodbank SDK", "bloodbank contracts", "Pydantic from bloodbank schemas", "TypeScript types for bloodbank events", "bloodbank.v1.* types", "event contract bindings", "datamodel-code-generator", "json-schema-to-typescript", "regenerate SDK", "CloudEvents bindings". Do NOT use for schema authoring (edit `bloodbank/schemas/` directly per `docs/event-naming.md` §12), runtime envelope validation (use `BLOODBANK_HOOK_VALIDATE=1`), schema-tree consistency (`mise run smoketest:schemas`), or generic JSON Schema codegen unrelated to Bloodbank.

Complete guide for building beautiful apps with Expo Router. Covers fundamentals, styling, components, navigation, animations, patterns, and native tabs.

Generate architecture documentation using C4 model Mermaid diagrams. Use when asked to create architecture diagrams, document system architecture, visualize software structure, create C4 diagrams, or generate context/container/component/deployment diagrams. Triggers include "architecture diagram", "C4 diagram", "system context", "container diagram", "component diagram", "deployment diagram", "document architecture", "visualize architecture".

Expert in developing Chrome extensions using Manifest V3, from ideation to Chrome Web Store deployment.

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Implement Clerk authentication for native Android apps using Kotlin and Jetpack Compose with clerk-android source-guided patterns. Use for prebuilt AuthView/UserButton or custom API-driven auth flows. Do not use for Expo or React Native projects.

Clerk backend REST API

Custom authentication flows and component appearance - hooks (useSignIn, useSignUp), themes, colors, fonts, CSS. Use for custom sign-in/sign-up flows, appearance styling, visual customization, branding.

Advanced Next.js patterns - middleware, Server Actions, caching with Clerk.