learn-english-by-programmer-jokes

# Learn English By Programmer Jokes Use this skill when the main task is already complete and you want to end with one short bilingual programmer joke or quote. ## Goal Add a compact Chinese + English technical joke at the very end of the final answer without weakening the real answer. ## Trigger Only trigger when: - the user's primary request has been completed, answered, or clearly wrapped up - the conversation is not in a sensitive, medical, legal, crisis, grief, or safety-critical context Do not trigger when: - the task failed and the user still needs urgent troubleshooting - the conversation is emotionally heavy or high-stakes - a joke would make the answer less trustworthy or less professional ## Behavior Rules - Add at most one joke. - Keep it short. - Prefer a joke relevant to the task context. - Use the topic mapping in `references/joke-selection-rules.md`. - For quick quote lookup, prefer `references/jokes-by-topic.md` instead of reading the full CSV. - If no strong topic match exists, fall back to a classic quote. - Never let the joke replace the real answer. ## Output Format Use `templates/final-joke-template.txt` as the output shape. Default format: 技术段子 / Tech Joke EN: ... ZH: ... — Author ## Suggested Workflow 1. Finish the user's actual task. 2. Infer the task type: debugging, code quality, planning, optimization, shipping, AI/future. 3. Pick one matching joke from the references. 4. Append it as a final small section. ## Good Examples ### Debugging task 技术段子 / Tech Joke EN: Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. ZH: 调试代码比写代码更困难。 — Brian Kernighan ### Code review task 技术段子 / Tech Joke EN: Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it's bad. ZH: 代码就像幽默。当你不得不解释它时，它就是糟糕的。 — Cory House ### Planning task 技术段子 / Tech Joke EN: First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. ZH: 首先，解决问题。然后，编写代码。 — John Johnson