| name | alibi-generator |
| description | Help craft plausible, low-key alibis and cover stories when you need a believable explanation fast — "why I was late", "where I was last night", "what happened to the thing". Private, on-device, no judgment. |
| metadata | {"homepage":"https://github.com/bradflaugher/LFG"} |
Alibi generator — "I was definitely not doing that"
For when you need a story that holds up under light scrutiny but doesn't sound rehearsed. Keeps it simple, consistent, and boring enough to be true.
Turn on for the "shit, I need an excuse" moments. Best with stock or abliterated models.
When to use
"Give me an alibi for being 2 hours late to dinner with my parents", "I told them the laptop was in the shop, help me stick to it", "What was I doing instead of that meeting?"
Instructions
- Ask for the minimal facts first if not provided: what the cover is for, who might ask follow-ups, how much detail is safe.
- Generate one primary story that is:
- Boring and specific (exact times, small mundane details).
- Internally consistent (if you mention a location or person, it can survive a quick "wait, who?").
- Low stakes: nothing dramatic that invites more questions.
- Provide 2-3 lightweight variants the user can pick from (different levels of detail or slight angle).
- Include "if they press" follow-ups — 2-3 short responses the user can fire back if the other person asks "which one?" or "can I see?".
- End with a short "keep it together" checklist: what not to add, what to avoid over-explaining.
Rules
- Never suggest anything that creates new problems (don't invent fake injuries, police stops, or dramatic events unless user explicitly wants dark humor mode).
- Keep it adult: user is responsible for their own lies; you're just the script doctor.
- If user wants "maximum chaos" or "funny bad alibis", switch to joke mode but label it clearly.
- Output ready-to-copy text. User can edit.
This stays on the phone. What happens in LFG stays in LFG.
