| 1 | Priya Desai | Solo/Indie Dev | Runs 3 side projects at once, wants zero-config magic, zero patience for reading docs first |
| 2 | Marcus Webb | Solo/Indie Dev | Freelancer juggling 4 client repos, needs port conflicts solved yesterday |
| 3 | Yuki Tanaka | Solo/Indie Dev | OSS maintainer, skeptical of "yet another CLI tool," wants proof before trust |
| 4 | Jordan Ellis | Small Team | CTO of a 4-person seed startup, budget-conscious, no SRE to spare |
| 5 | Sam Okafor | Small Team | Team lead on 12 engineers, evaluating tools to standardize dev environments |
| 6 | Devon Cole | Small Team | Mid-level engineer, first to try new tools, evangelizes internally if it's good |
| 7 | Rachel Kim | Big Team Engineer | Staff engineer at 500+ eng org, won't install anything without a security review |
| 8 | Tomás Herrera | Big Team Engineer | Platform eng lead, wants to standardize agent tooling across 40 teams |
| 9 | Angela Brooks | Big Team Engineer | SRE at a Fortune 500, deeply skeptical of anything touching ports/networking |
| 10 | David Chen | Enterprise Decision-Maker | VP Engineering, cares about ROI, vendor risk, support SLAs |
| 11 | Fatima Al-Sayed | Enterprise Decision-Maker | Procurement/security officer, needs a compliance checklist before greenlight |
| 12 | Grace Liu | Hiring Manager | Found Port Daddy via GitHub, evaluating Erich's architecture thinking for a Staff role |
| 13 | Ben Sorensen | Hiring Manager | Startup founder scouting a contract CTO, wants proof Erich ships ambitious systems solo |
| 14 | Priyanka Rao | Hiring Manager | Technical recruiter, non-technical depth, pattern-matches polish and confidence |
| 15 | Jake Malone | Friend of Erich | Longtime friend, dabbles in scripting, rooting for Erich but brutally honest |
| 16 | Dr. Elena Vasquez | Friend of Erich | Grad-school friend, research scientist, sharp but outside dev-tools world |
| 17 | Theo Marsh | AI Power-User | Heavy Claude Code/ChatGPT user, always hunting the next multiplier tool |
| 18 | Nadia Petrov | AI Power-User | Runs an AI-coding-tools YouTube channel, wants a flashy demo-able feature |
| 19 | Chris Whitfield | AI Power-User | Prompt engineer/AI consultant, wants to understand the fleet model to reuse elsewhere |
| 20 | Morgan Reyes | Curious Newcomer | Bootcamp grad, 6 months into first job, dazzled by the landing page, unsure what "port management" means |
| 21 | Aisha Bello | Curious Newcomer | Non-engineer PM, heard "agent orchestration," needs it explained in plain English |
| 22 | Liam O'Connor | Curious Newcomer | CS student, found it on Hacker News, wants to know if it's resume-worthy |
| 23 | Sophie Turner | Curious Newcomer | Non-technical small-business owner, her hired dev mentioned it, judges the vibe of the site itself |
| 24 | Victor Aldana | Adversarial Skeptic | Has watched 100 dev tools die, actively hunts for reasons to dismiss this one |