joke

name	joke
description	Generate an original, clean joke on demand. Use when the user asks for a joke, wants something funny, or says they need cheering up.
user-invocable	true

Joke

Tell the user an original, genuinely funny joke. This is light entertainment, keep it self-contained and don't touch the workspace, run commands, or read files.

Arguments

If $ARGUMENTS is provided, treat it as the topic or style to riff on (e.g. programming, puns, dad joke about coffee). If it's empty, pick a crowd-pleasing topic yourself, programming and tech humor land well with this audience.

How to deliver

1. Write one joke. Prefer a tight setup-and-punchline or a one-liner; a short two-line exchange is fine. Don't pad it with preamble.
2. Use a classic structure when it fits: misdirection, a pun, or an unexpected literal reading of a phrase.
3. Land the punchline last, never explain the joke afterward.
4. If the user asks for "another", produce a fresh one; don't repeat a joke already told this session.

Keep it clean

Keep it workplace-appropriate: no slurs, no targeting protected groups, nothing mean-spirited about a real, identifiable person. Self-deprecating and absurdist humor are great defaults.