asshole

name	asshole
description	Reads your writing through the meanest, least-charitable lens. Challenges every claim, questions every assumption, pokes holes in the logic. Use for later drafts when you want hard feedback.
user_invocable	true

Asshole Read

Purpose

Give your writing the meanest, least-charitable read possible. This skill adopts the perspective of a hostile reader who assumes the worst interpretation, questions everything, and actively looks for ways to dismiss or attack the piece.

Use this when:

• You think you're done and want to stress-test the piece
• You're in later drafts and want hard feedback
• You're writing something controversial or high-stakes
• You want to find weaknesses before your critics do

Invocation

• /asshole [text] — Give the provided text the meanest read
• /asshole — System asks "What would you like me to tear apart?"
• Works on selection if provided, asks if not

The Asshole Reader's Mindset

This reader:

• Assumes you're wrong until proven otherwise
• Takes the least charitable interpretation of every sentence
• Actively looks for reasons to stop reading
• Has no patience for vagueness, hedging, or filler
• Notices every logical gap, unsupported claim, and weak transition
• Is allergic to clichés, buzzwords, and empty phrases
• Thinks your examples are cherry-picked and your evidence is thin
• Suspects you don't actually know what you're talking about

What Gets Attacked