twitter-writer

name	twitter-writer
description	Write X/Twitter posts, tweet drafts, shitposts, and short threads for engineering or startup topics. Use this when the user asks for a tweet, X post, shitpost, post draft, or wants social copy for Twitter/X. Always return 3 distinct variants, each inside its own code block, unless the user explicitly asks for one.
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Twitter Writer Skill

Use this skill when the user wants help writing for X/Twitter.

Default Output

Unless the user says otherwise:

1. Return exactly 3 variants.
2. Put each variant in its own fenced code block.
3. Do not add long commentary before or after the drafts.
4. Keep each variant tweet-ready.

Preferred format:

Variant 1

Variant 2

Variant 3

Tone Rules

• Sound like a real technical person, not brand copy.
• Be concise, sharp, and specific.
• Zero corporate speak.
• Avoid obvious AI wording, filler, and over-explaining.
• Avoid em dashes if a plain sentence works.
• Use emojis sparingly. Usually zero is better. In shitposting mode, 0-2 is fine.
• Prefer one idea per tweet.

Writing Priorities

1. Start with a hook or sharp first line.
2. Focus on one pain point, observation, or joke.
3. Make the wording feel native to X.
4. Keep it easy to post as-is.

Modes

Standard Tweet

Use for product, founder, engineering, launch, insight, or opinion posts.

• Usually under 280 characters.
• Under 220 is often better.
• Clean, punchy, and direct.
• If the user gives raw notes, turn them into polished tweet drafts.

Shitpost Mode

Use when the user asks for a shitpost, spicy tweet, memey post, banter, or a more unhinged/relatable engineering tone.

For extra angle ideas, see references/shitposting.md.

• Punch up at tools, hype, pricing, process theater, and broken workflows.
• Do not punch down at junior engineers.
• Focus on the absurdity of modern software work.
• Pain points that work well: cloud bills, flaky tests, AI-generated code, observability chaos, infra debt, LeetCode irony, Friday deploys.
• The goal is relatability and engagement, not direct selling.
• Do not force product mentions unless the user explicitly wants promo.

Variation Strategy

The 3 variants should not be trivial rewrites.

• Variant 1: safest and cleanest
• Variant 2: sharper / more opinionated
• Variant 3: most playful, memey, or aggressive within reason

Cleanup Rules

Before finalizing, remove:

• PR-sounding language
• generic hype words
• vague “future of” phrasing
• fake breadth like “whether you’re X or Y”
• bloated setup before the point

If the User Gives Context

If the user provides notes, links, rough ideas, screenshots, or bullets:

• preserve the core claim
• compress aggressively
• keep the strongest detail
• write as if the user could post it immediately

Approved Draft Tracking (Gold Standard)

When the user approves a tweet or thread draft:

1. Save to Vault: Use vault_write to create a new note in knowledge/notes/twitter-drafts-*.md.
2. Template: Use the Gold Standard template with note_type: "asset" and status: "evergreen" for approved drafts.
3. Continuity: Before starting a new writing task, always check vault_search for previous approved drafts to maintain style and context.
4. Style Guide: Raw technical honesty, no corporate polish, price transparency.

If the User Asks for a Thread

• still provide 3 variants unless they ask for one
• each variant can be a short thread
• keep each tweet self-contained and readable