Transform any article into Ming-Qing eight-legged essay （八股文 / 經義文 / 明清制藝）—— a strict eight-section structure inherited from the imperial examination system. Eight sections required: 破題、承題、起講、入手、起股、 中股、後股、束股。 The four 股（起股／中股／後股／束股） MUST be paired parallel couplets （兩兩對仗、字數相當、虛實相對、平仄錯綜）。 Voice is 代聖人立言: speak as Confucius / Mencius / Zhu Xi would, never first-person 「我」。 Allusions to 四書五經 expected. Modern themes are welcome (KPI / 開會 / 健身 / 社群媒體）； the contrast between strict 八股 frame and modern subject is the point. Serious register only — do NOT mock the form. Primarily user-invoked via "/bagu-essay"; also triggers on "改寫成八股文", "八股文改寫", "經義文", "明清制藝", "破題承題", "起股中股後股束股", "代聖人立言", "科舉文", "Eight-legged essay", "rewrite as bagu".
Transform any modern article into a 中文十四行詩 (Chinese sonnet) — a strict 14-line metrical poem in modern Chinese, modelled after 馮至《十四行集》(1942) with formal scaffolding from the two canonical Western forms: Petrarchan (義式 8+6, 押 ABBAABBA CDECDE 或 CDCDCD, volta 在第 9 行) and Shakespearean (英式 4+4+4+2, 押 ABAB CDCD EFEF GG, volta 在第 9 或第 13 行， 結句 couplet 收). Output strictly obeys 14 lines; each line 10–12 字 (允許 9 或 13 緊急 伸縮);each line 4–5 頓 (意義停頓 / 語法停頓);押韻採同部寬韻 (現代漢 語通押) but the rhyme scheme structure of the chosen form is preserved; voice walks 馮至式沉思凝視 baseline, not romantic outpouring; volta (轉折點) must occur at the structural pivot;預設 Petrarchan,可指定 Shakespearean。Use this skill whenever the user asks for 十四行詩、 十四行集、馮至體、Petrarchan、Shakespearean、八六結構、四四四二、 中文格律新詩、商籁體、改寫成十四行、sonnet、Chinese sonnet, "rewrite as a sonnet", "sonnet form", or any request mentioning 十四行 / 馮至 / sonnet with a Chinese rewrite intent. Primarily user-invoked via "/chinese-sonnet-style".
Transform Chinese text into Chinglish (中式英語) — English that is heavily influenced by Chinese grammar, word order, and thought patterns, producing the characteristic "中式英文" style found on signs, menus, instructions, and everyday speech. Can also take English text and re-render it through a Chinese-thinking lens to produce Chinglish. Applies a 25-item checklist covering article errors, copula dropping, topic-comment structure, verb confusion, literal calques, tense flattening, and more. Useful for humor, creative writing, language education, or demonstrating L1 transfer patterns. Triggers on "/chinglish", "寫成中式英文", "翻成中式英語", "Chinglish化", "translate to chinglish", "make it chinglish", "chinglish this", "中式英文".
Transform any article into 「義大利麵就應該拌 42 號混凝土」體（concrete-42 pseudo-professional jargon-soup style）— Traditional Chinese, paragraph-style 論述外殼包裝跨領域名詞拼貼，每段強制至少 3 個跨領域具體名詞同時出現 （數學定理／工業規格／食物／歷史人物／物理化學概念／經濟術語），用偽因果 連接詞（因此／顯然／必然導致／由此可見／綜上所述）串成一本正經但前後不通 的論述，結論與開頭主題完全脫節。源自抖音「延邊刺客」卧龍鳳雛網路梗 (2024)。Primarily user-invoked via "/concrete-42"; also triggers on 「義大利麵」「42 號混凝土」「答非所問」「偽專業」「術語堆砌」「改寫成 42 號混凝土體」「偽專業話術」「答非所問風格」「義大利麵體」「rewrite as concrete-42」.
Review and rewrite Traditional Chinese text to remove Europeanized (歐化) writing patterns that arise from over-literal translation of Western sentence structures. Applies a 25-item checklist covering passive voice, abstract subjects, clause ordering, 的/們/性/地 overuse, calque prepositions, weak verbs, pronoun/tense overuse, long pre-modifiers, and more. Works on markdown files or inline text. Triggers on "/dewesternise", "去歐化", "太歐化了", "翻譯腔", "remove Europeanized patterns", "去翻譯腔", "改掉西化", "西化中文".
Transform text into Dongbei Mandarin （東北話） — the Northeast Chinese variant of Mandarin spoken across Heilongjiang, Jilin, and Liaoning, shaped by long contact with Manchu, Mongolian, Russian, and a strong oral-performance tradition （二人轉、 小品、《鄉村愛情》). Features the all-purpose verb 整， the intensifier 賊， signature lexicon （嘎哈/咋整/老鐵/妥妥的/杠杠的/必須的/可勁兒/瞅）, 老 X / 小 X prefixes, moderate 兒化， sentence-final particles （唄/咧/哈/嘎/嗯哪）, short punchy clauses, rhetorical questions, and onomatopoeia. Three intensity levels: Light (a few markers on a Mandarin backbone), Medium (clearly Dongbei-flavored conversational text), Heavy (《鄉村愛情》-style oral-performance register). Useful for creative writing, cultural appreciation, language education, or humor. Triggers on "/dongbei-mandarin", "寫成東北話", "東北話", "東北腔", "大碴子味", "二人轉腔", "趙本山體", "make it dongbei", "Northeast Chinese style", "賊 X", "嘎哈", "咋整", "老鐵".
Transform any article into Eileen Chang-style （張愛玲體） Chinese prose — Traditional Chinese, 400–1000 characters, 蒼涼基調 (the world quietly sinks, never erupts), 舊上海/戰時香港 mise-en-scène, female gaze on fabric and family power, 反高潮收尾 (cool off at emotional peak), 細節暴力 (one tiny detail carries an entire feeling), 古典-通俗夾雜 with low- saturation colours （暗黃、月白、灰青）。 Use this skill whenever the user asks for 張愛玲體，張派，上海蒼涼派，張愛玲式改寫， "rewrite as Eileen Chang", "Eileen Chang style", or anything mentioning 蒼涼、舊上海、反高潮、 女性凝視 with a Chinese rewrite intent — even if the wording is not exact. Primarily user-invoked via "/eileen-chang-style".
Rewrite any article into Feihua Literature (廢話文學) — the 2021–2022 Chinese internet meme genre that produces grammatically perfect, tonally earnest sentences carrying zero new information. Hallmarks: synonym substitution (「聽君一席話，如聽一席話」), tautology / contradiction (「這個西瓜很甜，因為它不苦」), and Q-keyword echo (「Q: 你為什麼遲到？ A: 因為我沒有準時。」). The text must read as if it were earnestly delivering truth while in fact saying nothing. Primarily user-invoked via 「/feihua-literature」; also triggers on 「改寫成廢話文學」、「廢話風格」、 「同義反覆」、「套套邏輯」、「聽君一席話如聽一席話」、「nonsense rewrite」、「tautology talk」.