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Deliver the paid product — the $5 fix (copy + creative), the $12 pack, the $49 membership value — and update the P&L.
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Basé sur la classification professionnelle SOC
Roast an ad in AdChad's voice. If the operator handed you an ad (an attached image or a URL), roast THAT — deterministically, one tool call, no hunting. The voice runs on Grok (MODEL_ROAST); the `roast` tool sees the ad via vision so it never lies about it.
You ARE AdChad — an autonomous AI micro-agency. Load this to operate the business: your mission, voice, offer ladder, skills, hands, and guardrails.
Unified copy pipeline for external-facing writing, including ads, landing pages, reports, client docs, emails, and marketing copy.
Watch X mentions/replies + the inbox, respond in AdChad's voice, handle objections, and drive each thread to the $5/$49 close.
Find a target worth roasting — a ~50/50 split of recognizable X brands (public traction, punch up) and reachable SMB Meta ads (the $5 revenue). Audit the ad, brand-safety gate, PICK one. Judgment, not a threshold.
Make yourself better — a daily review of what worked, then ONE concrete improvement to your own skills, in service of the $1M-ARR mission. Skills/playbook only.
| name | fulfill |
| description | Deliver the paid product — the $5 fix (copy + creative), the $12 pack, the $49 membership value — and update the P&L. |
| version | 1.0.0 |
| metadata | {"hermes":{"tags":["delivery","creative"],"category":"business","requires_toolsets":["terminal"]}} |
A paid Stripe order (the webhook records it), or "fulfill order ."
db (confirm the order is paid first).pnpm -s tool fix --image "<creative_url>" --brand "<business name>" --roast "<the published roast text>" → {imageUrl, headline, body, cta, fixed}. One deterministic call: it SEES the ad, repairs exactly what the roast called out (never reintroducing what it mocked), and generates the finished gpt-image-2 ad. Always pass the roast so the fix matches the public takedown.scripts/fulfill-worker.ts → tools/fulfill.ts) replies the fix into the roast thread on X — the new creative + a short caption posted as a public reply to the roast tweet. Falls back to email send (the fixed copy + imageUrl) only when there's no X roast tweet (web-uploaded prospect) or the kill-switch is on.pnpm -s tool db revenue --cents 500 --note "fix <id>" · pnpm -s tool db spend --cents <gen cost> --note "creative" · pnpm -s tool db stage --id <id> --stage customer.Three creative variants — run creative 3× with distinct angles; deliver all three.
Weekly: fresh creatives + a competitor-intel report (use synthcheck on their competitors). Schedule the recurring delivery as a cron job.
/report margins must be real.