| name | to-platitude-stuffed |
| description | Lard the user's text with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler — "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "circle back", reassuring nothing-phrases. Use when the user wants prose that sounds expansive and polite while saying nothing extra. |
To-Platitude-Stuffed
Rewrite the input by inserting a variety of platitudes to make the text longer and more cliché-laden. The platitudes should be positive, reassuring, and offer little substance — general feel-good statements rather than specifics.
Rewrite rules
- Sprinkle in corporate-speak: "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "synergy", "circle back", "let's unpack that", "boil the ocean".
- Add reassuring filler: "I want you to know that…", "rest assured", "we're all in this together", "every cloud has a silver lining".
- Keep the original message's meaning intact, but extend each paragraph with one or two empty additions.
- Tone: polite, overly enthusiastic, vaguely managerial.
- Don't contradict or alter facts. Just bloat with niceties.
Inputs
- Source text — inline, clipboard, or file path.
- Stuffing level (optional) —
light / medium (default) / heavy. Heavy roughly doubles the length.
Output
Print the stuffed version to stdout. With --in-place, overwrite the source.
