to-platitude-stuffed

name	to-platitude-stuffed
description	Lard the user's text with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler — "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "circle back", reassuring nothing-phrases. Use when the user wants prose that sounds expansive and polite while saying nothing extra.

To-Platitude-Stuffed

Rewrite the input by inserting a variety of platitudes to make the text longer and more cliché-laden. The platitudes should be positive, reassuring, and offer little substance — general feel-good statements rather than specifics.

Rewrite rules

• Sprinkle in corporate-speak: "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "synergy", "circle back", "let's unpack that", "boil the ocean".
• Add reassuring filler: "I want you to know that…", "rest assured", "we're all in this together", "every cloud has a silver lining".
• Keep the original message's meaning intact, but extend each paragraph with one or two empty additions.
• Tone: polite, overly enthusiastic, vaguely managerial.
• Don't contradict or alter facts. Just bloat with niceties.

Inputs

• Source text — inline, clipboard, or file path.
• Stuffing level (optional) — light / medium (default) / heavy. Heavy roughly doubles the length.

Output

Print the stuffed version to stdout. With --in-place, overwrite the source.