danielrosehill/Claude-Novelty-Text-Editor-Plugin

elongate

Pad the user's text to N× its original length without adding new information — verbose phrasing, restated points, redundant qualifiers, scenic detours. Use when the user wants prose stretched to hit a length target.

to-archaic

Rewrite text in a generic archaic English register — older than Shakespearean, with biblical / King James cadence ("verily", "lo", "thee", "behold"). Use when the user wants a venerable, scriptural-sounding tone rather than specifically Renaissance or…

to-chaos-case

rEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe — alternating or randomised capitalisation. Pure mechanical transform, no LLM call needed. Use when the user wants the SpongeBob / mocking-text effect on a string, paragraph, or file.

to-medieval

Rewrite text in a medieval / chivalric register — feudal vocabulary ("thy lordship", "fief", "vassal", "by my troth"), scribal tone, references to courts, knights, and oaths. Use when the user wants a specifically medieval flavour rather than generic-archaic…

to-over-salesy

Convert the user's text into shameless infomercial copy — ALL CAPS bursts, exclamation marks, "ACT NOW!", manufactured urgency, hyperbolic adjectives, breathless promises. Use when the user wants prose that reads like a 2 AM TV ad.

to-platitude-stuffed

Lard the user's text with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler — "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "circle back", reassuring nothing-phrases. Use when the user wants prose that sounds expansive and polite while saying nothing extra.

to-pseudobot

Rewrite text to feel obviously bot- or AI-generated — programmatic artifacts, fake server-glitch fragments, slightly-broken phrasing, overly-neutral tone. Use when the user wants a message that reads like a malfunctioning auto-responder.

to-shakespeare

Rewrite the user's text with Shakespearean / Early Modern English flourishes — "thou", "thee", "verily", elegant antiquated phrasing — while keeping the meaning and overall tone professional. Use when the user wants a stylistic rewrite into Shakespearean…

truncate

Aggressively compress text while preserving meaning — strip filler, collapse clauses, drop redundancy. Use when the user wants the same content in a fraction of the words.