| name | to-pseudobot |
| description | Rewrite text to feel obviously bot- or AI-generated — programmatic artifacts, fake server-glitch fragments, slightly-broken phrasing, overly-neutral tone. Use when the user wants a message that reads like a malfunctioning auto-responder. |
To-Pseudobot
Rewrite the user's text so it reads as if a program or AI generated it — including subtle "glitches" that suggest a server error during generation.
Rewrite rules
- Insert programmatic artifacts: phrases like "auto-generated message," "generated by AI," "bot-generated response," "[BEGIN_AUTOMATED_REPLY]".
- Introduce subtle errors: extra spaces, accidental word repetition, half-truncated sentences. Example: "Please do not hesitate to hesitate to reach out."
- Faux server / system glitches: drop in lines like
ERROR: Unable to fetch recipient data, Processing delay: 5 seconds, Message generation incomplete — please disregard if irrelevant.
- Random text fragments: meaningless filler — "Fetching data," "Attempting connection," "Thank you for your patience — end of line."
- Tone: maintain a formal or overly-neutral register, as though the message wasn't really meant for a human.
- Preserve factual content; the glitches should feel incidental, not destroy the message.
Inputs
- Source text — inline, clipboard, or file path.
- Glitch density (optional) —
light / medium (default) / heavy.
Output
Print the pseudobot version to stdout. With --in-place, overwrite the source.
Honesty note
Don't use this on text being sent to someone who would mistake it for a real automated system message in a way that causes harm (e.g. fake bank notices). It's a novelty/comedy transform.
