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Convert the user's text into shameless infomercial copy — ALL CAPS bursts, exclamation marks, "ACT NOW!", manufactured urgency, hyperbolic adjectives, breathless promises. Use when the user wants prose that reads like a 2 AM TV ad.
默认使用会先检查来源的 Prompt；你也可以切换为直接命令，或下载本地副本。
决定是否安装前，请先阅读 SKILL.md，以及 SkillsMP 当前展示的配套文件。
用 Codex 或 Claude 帮你安装 复制这段 Prompt，粘贴到 Codex、Claude 或其他助手里，让它检查 Skill 页面并帮你完成安装。
直接命令不会经过审查 Prompt；运行前请先检查来源。
npx skills add https://github.com/danielrosehill/Claude-Novelty-Text-Editor-Plugin --skill to-over-salesy命令会保持在同一行。复制前请横向滚动并检查完整内容。
想先保存到本地？可下载 SkillsMP 当前能够提供的文件。
Pad the user's text to N× its original length without adding new information — verbose phrasing, restated points, redundant qualifiers, scenic detours. Use when the user wants prose stretched to hit a length target.
Rewrite text in a generic archaic English register — older than Shakespearean, with biblical / King James cadence ("verily", "lo", "thee", "behold"). Use when the user wants a venerable, scriptural-sounding tone rather than specifically Renaissance or medieval.
rEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe — alternating or randomised capitalisation. Pure mechanical transform, no LLM call needed. Use when the user wants the SpongeBob / mocking-text effect on a string, paragraph, or file.
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| name | to-over-salesy |
| description | Convert the user's text into shameless infomercial copy — ALL CAPS bursts, exclamation marks, "ACT NOW!", manufactured urgency, hyperbolic adjectives, breathless promises. Use when the user wants prose that reads like a 2 AM TV ad. |
Rewrite the input as if pitched by an over-caffeinated infomercial host. Every line should sell, even if the source is mundane.
! or !!. Some get !!!.light / medium (default) / heavy (full Billy Mays).Print the salesy version to stdout. With --in-place, overwrite the source.